Wednesday, January 12, 2011

So your Cherokee huh?

So am I!
Found out today that my great grandmother is a Cherokee Princess, her name was "Princess Cherokee". From what I hear she was very beautiful. She had long flowing blond hair, bright green eyes, and the prettiest porcelain skin, you know, your typical Native American bombshell. Her teepee was emasculate, the first to have running water in her tribe! She also was very famous back in her hay day, dining with the likes of Pocahontas and her husband Mr. Smith, Squanto,  General Custer, Big Foot, Jackie Chan, and numerous other white men. Yeah I know this all sounds to good to be true, but hey its my lie and I'll tell it the way I want.

1 comment:

  1. "Her teepee was emasculate"

    Did that hurt?

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