Sometimes you just need to go Ape Shit!

In this edition of "Yes, I Just Said That".....

Welcome The New Inhabitants of The World of Randomness

Yep, we gots a fishy tank! Need help naming the fish, I'll start off! I want to name the white albino one Percy!

Cherokee Zebras, the other other white meat

To address the Cherokee Post you need a bit of common sense and an education, at least through the 8th grade, unless you took Tennessee history in 6th grade and then that will suffice. Now, Tennessee was home to several different tribes, one of which was that Cherokee. Some how, probably by divine intervention, none of these remaining tribes interbred with white folk resulting in a very long line of Cherokee people. Everyone is part Cherokee. Now the Cherokee tribe had one hell of a Chief aka the King. He must have had about 60 wives and they all had about 30 kids a piece, 2 boys and 28 girls. This resulted in approximately 1680 Cherokee princesses. These Cherokee princesses only married white men and vivaciously reproduced resulting in an enormous line of Cherokee princesses. Now, throughout the South and Tennessee, EVERYONE has a great-grandmother that was a Cherokee Princess. At least, that's how I've heard it told.

As for the Farming Endeavors, I have my own view of this. Since day one, Nick and I have agreed to be co-owners in a farming industry. Now exactly what we will be farming has yet to be discussed but we know we want to farm. Unfortunately, I have to take a more logical approach and for me zebras and wild cats aren't quite the money making machine I had in mind. Not unless we can find a small but booming niche for zebra meat. Maybe, just maybe, we could market the zebra meat as grass-feed, free ranging, and anti-biotic free, cause we all know that they carry all kinds of parasites, housed in a 2'x2' cage, and are carnivorous. Then when Bonaroo comes to town, bringing with it the country's entire population of greenie weenies, we can sell zebra burgers at the show. Or at least trade them for some really good pot. Nick, what are your thoughts?

Future Endeavors: Farming

In the first episode of Future Endeavors we will talk about farming!

So your Cherokee huh?

So am I!